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Last week’s “Dirty Rotten Scandals,” was low on salaciousness and high on family teaching moments. Sage tramped around, Serena played Mommy Dearest (and totally got played), and Dan sold out his friendship with Nate for some extra dough. “Portrait of a Lady Alexander” looks like it’s chock-full of Chair teamwork and family closeness. Enjoy!

Gossip Girl Promo for Season 6, Episode 4, "Portrait of a Lady Alexander": Did Lily Sleep With Steven?
There are very few redeeming qualities about Serena's new boyf, Steven, and it looks like that list is rapidly shrinking.

Official Synopsis for Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 4, “Portrait of a Lady Alexander”: Blair Wears Jodhpurs and Serena Reveals Her Number!
From the promo shots we’ve seen of Gossip GirlSeason 6, Episode 4, “Portrait of a Lady Alexander”, there’s going to be crying (Sage) with a distinct chance of camel toe (Yeah, B, we see your leggings-as-pants).

Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 4 Promo: Our In-Depth Analysis of "Portrait of a Lady Alexander"
According to the synopsis, “Serena and Steven decide to reveal their romantic histories so they aren’t surprised by anything, but neither was prepared for what they uncovered.” (What are they, new?)

Watch Gossip Girl Season 6 Episode 4 "Portrait of a Lady Alexander" Sneak Peek: Which Main Character Is "Getting a Little Desperate"? (VIDEO)
"Blair loves a mystery," co-producer Matt Whitney says, "so she's put Waldorf designs aside" to help Chuck on his mission.

Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 4 Spoilers: Jockeying For the Truth in “Portrait of a Lady Alexander” [PHOTOS]
It wouldn’t be a day on Gossip Girl if someone didn’t get to dress up for an event. Lucky for horse lovers, it looks like the gang’s headed out of town to some stables.

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