From the promo shots we’ve seen of Gossip Girl’ Season 6, Episode 4, “Portrait of a Lady Alexander”, there’s going to be crying (Sage) with a distinct chance of camel toe (Yeah, B, we see your leggings-as-pants).
Further leaking out of the genie lamp of spoilers, Serena (Blake Lively)’s going to be revealing all the things we’ve been dying to know about her sex life, and apparently it doesn’t go well. Though, we’re not exactly surprised. She spent a lot of time on “boats” that wasn’t shown on screen — or even discussed. We can’t wait to know what she did last summer (and the four before that, come to think of it).
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Chuck’s (Ed Westwick) continued investigation into his father’s dealings leads him to an unlikely event with Manhattan’s elite, where he hopes to find the one person who can tell him the truth about Bart. Serena (Blake Lively) and Steven (guest star Barry Watson) decide to reveal their romantic histories so they aren’t surprised by anything, but neither was prepared for what they uncovered. With The Spectator in jeopardy after Dan (Penn Badgley) decided to publish elsewhere, Nate (Chace Crawford) must make a difficult decision to keep it in business. Meanwhile, Georgina (guest star Michelle Trachtenberg) pushes Dan to choose a worthy person to date to boost his image, but he finds himself drawn in a different direction.