Voiceover: “With only 9 episodes left, things are about to get dirty”
Lots of posturing aaaand then Nate (Chace Crawford) gets punched in the face... by Steven (Barry Watson)! Wow, this is getting good. Oh, and he’s pushing Sage out of the way to get to Nate.
Blair: “Nobody does dirty better than Blair Waldorf”
Oh look, it’s Blair (Leighton Meester)’s very strange Laura Ashley-looking outfit. And why is her friend pulling a condom/stocking/stretch thingamajig over her face? It’s always fun to watch Blair boss around her minions, so let’s hope that’s what will happen here.
Nate: “You’re in high school? You’re 17, and I’m pretty sure you’re grounded.”
Well, we’ve seen Nate with a lot of girls over the years but this might be the first time we’ve been a little weirded out watching him roll around with one of them... Could this have something to do with why Nate was getting punched in the face earlier? We’ll have to wait and see.
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