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Gossip Girl goes internationale for the Season 4 premiere, and we couldn’t be more thrilled. We’ve got new babies, new love affairs, and psychopaths both old and new. Let’s track our favorite bored rich kids across the time zones.
Paris
Who cares what anyone else is up to? Blair and Serena are in Paris. And they’re not grubbing around in hostels and sticking to the cheap cafes either — they’re living la vie Parisienne as few can dream of, hitting all the best restaurants and shops in town. But while Paris may be heavenly, this wouldn’t be Gossip Girl if there wasn’t trouble brewing in paradise.
Blair is trying desperately to forget Chuck, but not one cute Frenchman has tapped her on the shoulder and asked if she’d like to partake of a sex game based on Russian literature. When she meets what seems to be a real prince, Blair thinks things are looking up, till it turns out it’s his driver who asked her out. The prince is his buddy. Serena’s date.
S makes things worse by neglecting to inform B of an important little fact: She’ll be joining her at Columbia in the fall. Blair swallows her own insecurity to maturely support her friend. No, but seriously, she totally shoves Serena in a fountain.
Serena decides to leave Paris for less damp climes, but Blair, finally admitting her Chuck-induced heartbreak, begs her to stay. They have one of those huggy, smiley reconciliations. They’ll be at each other’s throats by October.
Who cares what anyone else is up to? Blair and Serena are in Paris. And they’re not grubbing around in hostels and sticking to the cheap cafes either — they’re living la vie Parisienne as few can dream of, hitting all the best restaurants and shops in town. But while Paris may be heavenly, this wouldn’t be Gossip Girl if there wasn’t trouble brewing in paradise.
Blair is trying desperately to forget Chuck, but not one cute Frenchman has tapped her on the shoulder and asked if she’d like to partake of a sex game based on Russian literature. When she meets what seems to be a real prince, Blair thinks things are looking up, till it turns out it’s his driver who asked her out. The prince is his buddy. Serena’s date.
S makes things worse by neglecting to inform B of an important little fact: She’ll be joining her at Columbia in the fall. Blair swallows her own insecurity to maturely support her friend. No, but seriously, she totally shoves Serena in a fountain.
Serena decides to leave Paris for less damp climes, but Blair, finally admitting her Chuck-induced heartbreak, begs her to stay. They have one of those huggy, smiley reconciliations. They’ll be at each other’s throats by October.
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Giovanni Rufino/The CW ©2010 The CW Network
Photo: We know what comes of this confrontation!
New York
Guess who’s not having a good summer? Dan! He’s shacked up with Georgina in the now-filthy loft; he hasn’t talked to his family, friends, or Vanessa all summer; and — oh yeah — he has a freaking kid with Georgina. Of course, this is G, so even trusting Dan isn’t quite sure he’s the daddy. Georgina isn’t inspiring our trust by babbling away secretively in Russian and going behind Dan’s back to introduce baby Milo to Rufus and Lily. Lily, who is used to a new quasi-stepchild wandering into her brood every few months, takes it in stride. Rufus, not so much, even though G has an apparently legit paternity test. Despite papa’s preaching, though, Dan signs the birth certificate. Mazel tov!
Also not at his best is Nate, who is tiring of Chuck’s loaned skanks, especially since he’s too nice to keep him in check. Luckily he meets Juliet, a nice, sensible girl who calls him on his crap and offers to lend him an ear about Serena. How nice that Nate can finally date a girl who’s a good influence. No, wait. OH MY GOD SHE HAS A TERRIFYING STALKER MAP OF ALL THE UPPER EAST SIDERS. RUN NATE, RUN.
And where is Lily’s favorite stepchild, you may ask? Well, she’d like to know where Chuck is too, since no one’s heard from him in months. And then a body washes up in Paris with Chuck’s ID on it...
Guess who’s not having a good summer? Dan! He’s shacked up with Georgina in the now-filthy loft; he hasn’t talked to his family, friends, or Vanessa all summer; and — oh yeah — he has a freaking kid with Georgina. Of course, this is G, so even trusting Dan isn’t quite sure he’s the daddy. Georgina isn’t inspiring our trust by babbling away secretively in Russian and going behind Dan’s back to introduce baby Milo to Rufus and Lily. Lily, who is used to a new quasi-stepchild wandering into her brood every few months, takes it in stride. Rufus, not so much, even though G has an apparently legit paternity test. Despite papa’s preaching, though, Dan signs the birth certificate. Mazel tov!
Also not at his best is Nate, who is tiring of Chuck’s loaned skanks, especially since he’s too nice to keep him in check. Luckily he meets Juliet, a nice, sensible girl who calls him on his crap and offers to lend him an ear about Serena. How nice that Nate can finally date a girl who’s a good influence. No, wait. OH MY GOD SHE HAS A TERRIFYING STALKER MAP OF ALL THE UPPER EAST SIDERS. RUN NATE, RUN.
And where is Lily’s favorite stepchild, you may ask? Well, she’d like to know where Chuck is too, since no one’s heard from him in months. And then a body washes up in Paris with Chuck’s ID on it...
Prague
But it’s not him! Chuck is alive! Apparently he spent the summer with the blonde French girl from Harry Potter (Clemence Poesy), having flashbacks to all the bad stuff he’s done (various attempted rapes, girl-for-hotel swaps, Jenny Humphrey), which might sound awful, but at least it distracted him from the fact that she was treating his gunshot wound in her bed. Don’t they have hospitals in Prague?
Chuck and his new girlfriend head to Paris, where he’ll apparently start a new life — because he’s now calling himself Henry Prince. Who wants to bet “Henry’s” new girlfriend is in for a rude Blair-borne awakening?
But it’s not him! Chuck is alive! Apparently he spent the summer with the blonde French girl from Harry Potter (Clemence Poesy), having flashbacks to all the bad stuff he’s done (various attempted rapes, girl-for-hotel swaps, Jenny Humphrey), which might sound awful, but at least it distracted him from the fact that she was treating his gunshot wound in her bed. Don’t they have hospitals in Prague?
Chuck and his new girlfriend head to Paris, where he’ll apparently start a new life — because he’s now calling himself Henry Prince. Who wants to bet “Henry’s” new girlfriend is in for a rude Blair-borne awakening?
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