That massive Dair spoiler has finally landed over at TVLine — and while it’s not exactly the epic awesomeness we might have hoped — it could hold in its figurative hands a chance at more Dair action to come! (Or not.)

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/ THE CW ©2010 The CW Network, LLC. Photo: Blair and Dan in the Fashion Closet in Season 4, Episode 13: "Damien Darko"

TVLine’s Michael Ausiello has scoop that, with Blair (Leighton Meester) on the fence on this whole “royal wedding” business, her groom-to-be looks to none other than Dan Humphrey (Penn Badgley) for help in writing up his wedding vows. (Read: Dan the Doof writes the vows of the man marrying the girl he’s in love with. DANGIT, Humphrey! Use yr head!). 

So, in essence: Dan has finally managed to confessed his true feelings for B — and she still doesn’t realize it! D’oh!

What good is there in airing your feelings for your “soulmate,” if someone else enjoys the spoils? Oh, Danny, we love you but this has disaster written on it from start to finish.

Will B figure out the truth before it’s TOO LATE?! And will she be as easily lovestruck by the words when she knows they are the words of someone other than her fiance? Will she realize the truth and then... bolt from the church?

(And for the love of Blake Lively, when is Louis gonna be officially outta the picture?!!!)

Source: TVLine

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