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Our worst nightmare came true for Blair Wladorf in the Season 5 finale of Gossip Girl: Her middle school diary was posted on the internet. Gah, the professions of love for JTT alone! Of course, this is Blair we’re talking about, so she was more concerned with crafting a burn book than writing love poems to floppy haired tweens. Yes, Mortified it wasn’t, since Gossip Girl also had her hands on every word she’d scribbled about Dan and Chuck.

CAUTION: SPOILERS AHEAD!

Those proclamations finally brought things to a head between the Brooklynite and the Bass. Using her mother as a sounding board, Blair laid out the case for each guy. While she feels safe with Dan, Chuck makes her happy — despite the numerous times he’s hurt her.

Blair headed up to the roof in her trench coat to declare her feelings for Chuck. “I love you; I’m in love with you,” Blair tells him. Too bad the Bass crushed her again. “I don’t want to be Mr. Blair Waldorf,” he responded. “I’m Chuck Bass.” Oh, how we’ve missed that line.

But while Blair was speeding toward Chuck’s press conference to make her choice, Serena  and Dan were getting hot, heavy, and naked. Classic Bass move, Dan! Sure, she manipulated the whole thing, but only you can control your little Dan, dude.  

Before she could find out what Dan had done, Blair and her mother fled to Paris. But that’s where she found Chuck and vowed to fight for him. Ooh, la la, GG fans.