Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass Talk in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 4: “Memoirs of an Invisible Dan”

Two can keep a secret, if one of them is dead. But we’re guessing Dan unfortunately won’t be going anywhere any time soon. And Blair keep her mouth shut? Yeah, right.

The Queen B can no longer deny that she’s officially in the family way, so who will be next to know about the growing bun in her oven? We don’t think there’s any way in hell that she’s going to scurry to her boring loving Prince Louis. We’re pretty sure that newsworthy tidbit will be delivered to the prince by his meddling enchanting sister, Beatrice.

Will she tell Chuck next? Considering the fact that she really can’t confirm the child isn’t his — we’re guessing she won’t want him to prematurely panic until she’s absolutely sure from whence the paternity is coming.

So, could it be Serena? Since they’re besties, that’s our best guess. After all, Serena is headed back to the Upper East Side. And Blair does need a confidante. You really think she’ll continue to stay so buddy-buddy with Dan? They’re called pregnancy hormones. Puh-lease.

But we’re amateurs! So you tell us: Who will be the next to know?

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