Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW ©2010 The CW Network Photo: Jenny and Blair in Season 4, Episode 10: "Gaslit"
5. Blair’s desperate for role models.

Blair:
We should get used to little run-ins like these. If Bruce and Demi can do it it can’t be that difficult.

4. Would you eat something Serena baked?

Blair: Serena is the one who’s staying at Lily’s to avoid me. Shouldn’t she be bringing me pies?

3. Does Scott like cranberry sauce?

Eric (looking at large Thanksgiving table): Do we have relatives I don’t know about?
Rufus: It’s always a possibility.

2. A few more, we hope.

Blair
(to Jenny): How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your ass?

1. Team Dair for the win!

Blair: What do you say we find that bitch and get a little frontier justice?
Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week. Keep the Bassness coming!
Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW ©2010 The CW Network Photo: Dorota and Her Baby in Season 4, Episode 10: "Gaslit"
10. B wouldn’t be caught dead in either.

Dorota:
With everything that happened with Mr. Chuck and Miss Serena, I know you want to get out of the Dodge.
Blair: Out of Dodge. It’s a place, not a pickup truck.

9. Eric got mad? :O

Rufus: Have you heard from Serena?
Eric: No. She hasn’t responded to any of my texts. Granted, most of them involved angry emoticons.

8. No, sorry. No time for that.

Vanessa:
Do I have time to run back to the loft? I have this amazing tofu sage stuffing recipe.

7. Dan broadens Blair’s horizons.

Blair:
You know, I’d never even been to Brooklyn before Serena met Dan Humphrey. Now I know the drive way too well.

6. Etiquette, Bass style

Chuck:
Thanksgiving. The only day of the year it’s acceptable to eat dinner before eight.