5.  Is Dan stalker material?

Blair: Look, I think I figured it out. Okay, Serena had an affair with her teacher because, let's face it, it's Serena and what else is there to do in Connecticut. Then she came to her senses and discarded him like last season's Chanel booties. Then he became a crazy stalker and Serena pressed charges. That should be a warning to you, Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, because the parallels are striking.

4. Makes sense

Serena: Then you just left me for dead in a motel room. Why, because of Nate? Or Colin?
Juliet: No, you stupid bitch. Because you destroyed my brother's life!

3. Poor Dan

Chuck
: Goodbye, friends, Dan.

2. Oh, snap!

Serena (on Lily): She wants you all to think she's the perfect host and mother and wife, but the truth is she's a selfish liar who will destroy anyone that gets in her way.

1. Serena is finally taking some responsibility!

Ben: Serena? What are you doing here?
Serena: I had to come see you.
Ben: I don't know what to say.
Serena: Neither do I. But I feel like I should start.
Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW ©2010 The CW Network Photo: Serena in Season 4, Episode 11: "The Townie"
Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week. Keep the Bassness coming!

10. Who knew Nate had a sense of humor?

Nate:[To Mr. Archibald] I'm out buying you some new clothes. I know you've been locked away for awhile, but no one's wearing orange this season.

9. Is Eric a virgin?

Eric: What's he doing here? Trying to recruit another virgin to use as your drug mule?
Damien: I'd ask 'are you available' but I have to run.

8. B Takes charge of the situation... as always.

Blair (to Dan): Clearly she's drugged Serena again! Dan, write a list of everything Damien said that he sold to Juliet. [to Nate] And you. Look at the list and tell us which one of those drugs causes you to repeatedly trust psychopaths.

7.  He speaks the truth

Dan: So. Juliet dressed up like Serena at Saints and Sinners to destroy her relationships with me and Nate.
Blair : And enlist Vanessa and Jenny to mess with me.
Dan: Which is devious and pathetic, but let's face it, around here it's just another Saturday night.

6. The holy alliance has begun!

Blair: What are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be off living your dream? Days on end in a real car with Serena?
Dan: No. I'm staying here. So actually I'll be living out my nightmare. Trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to.