Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 19: “It Girl, Interrupted” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

10. Was that in the Upper East Side Manual?
Lily:  “You do not negotiate with terrorists, especially ones from Florida.”

9. It’s about time someone told him!
Nate [to Dan]: “I think you’re Humphreying out here.”

8. Looks like Gossip Girl’s got a new villain: Florida!
Aiden: “We do not have parties like this in Florida.”
Lola: “If only they had dental hygiene in Florida.”

7. And that tattoo is where exactly?
Nate [about Diana’s return]: "I'm not worried about it."
Chuck: "I told myself the same thing before my night with the Australian Women's softball team. I ended up with a fractured rib and a tattoo of a kangaroo I didn't know I had for a month."

6. Especially not after Harry Winston already has...
Blair: "Cubic Zirconia does not touch this body."

5. Understatement of the year?
Blair [to Chuck]:  "We both know we've never been good as friends," Blair says.

4. Understatement of the year.
Diana [to Nate]: “You never did understand that sex sells. Fortunately, I do!”

3. Not if her storyline doesn’t pick up soon!
Blair [to Serena]: “It is your destiny to be gossip-worthy.”

2. Points to Dan for trying, but...
Dan [to Blair]: “I thought you should be able to feel like a princess one last time.”

1. ...This is the part where Blair should’ve said, “Dan, who?”
Chuck [to Blair]:  “I just wanted you to be free. Who you choose to love with that freedom is up to you."

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