Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 21: “Despicable B” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness — and Blair sassiness — coming!

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10. Never seen a Bass like that...
Nate (to Diana): “It doesn’t help that everytime I see you, I see a Bass in my face.”

9. Don’t you get extra points on the “brow” scale for divorcing a prince?
Blair: “[Dan’s] highbrow and I’m lowbrow for being married for less time than Kim Kardashian?!”

8. Nate’s a lot more loyal than most UESers.
Nate: “I never saw myself as a sleep-with-your-best-friend’s-mother kinda of guy.”

7. Oh, snap!
Lily (to Rufus): “Where are you going to find some Upper East Side woman to take care of you the way I have?”

6. She gets the b*tchiness from her mom, too.
William: “Hello, sweetheart, you’re looking lovely as ever.”
Serena: “Oh, thank you, I get it from my mom.”

5. This Dorota moment brought to you by: TRUEFRIEND.COM!
Dorota (to F.I.T. rep, about Blair): “She’s still royalty to me.”
Blair: “Down, Dorota!”

4.  Man code.
Nate: So what you’re saying is... since I already screwed her —
Chuck: I don’t need to either.

3. Only B can have an identity crisis as glam as this one!
Blair: So, cheers. To Dan. And to literacy. And to me. Anonymously.

2. What? No comparing Florida-to-jail jokes, Lil?
Lily (to officers, about her sister Carol): “If you want things to go smoothly in the jail, keep her in solitary.”

1. Sorry, Chair fans. Dair wins the Sweetest Moment of the Week this time
Dan (to Blair): “Maybe you are so focused on how everyone else perceives you that you no longer know who you are. And that’s too bad because if only you could see what I see.”

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