Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: “Rhodes to Perdition”

Lots of funny moments from last night’s Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: “Rhodes to Perdition.” Take a look at our favorites, then sound off in the comments if you see any we missed!

10. We bet it's a gift from Rufus.
Blair (Leighton Meester): Why should I thank someone for a blender? Do I look like a girl who makes margaritas?

9. It was supposed to be Blair’s modern-day fair tale!
Blair: I still love Louis, I just want to marry my sweet prince who returned my Vivier slipper and made me believe in fairy tales, not one of the Brothers Grimm.
Dorota (Zuzanna Szadkowski): Even Prince Charming can fall off horse.
Blair: But Louis still hasn’t found his way back in the saddle. Shocking for someone schooled in classical dressage.

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: CeCe Rhodes Talks to Ivy Dickens in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: “Rhodes to Perdition”

8. We're too grossed out to make a joke.
CeCe (Caroline Lagerfelt): I am going to wear that silver jumpsuit that prompted Ryan O'Neal to propose. Now that he's a widower I put him on the guest list.

7. Are you sure? But there will be waffles...
Max (Brian J. Smith): Don’t worry. I’m not gonna risk a lifetime of financial security for brunch with the in-laws.

6. Unfortunately, S … So did the Unabomber.
Serena (Blake Lively): Max could not be further than the guys I’ve dated. He moved here from Portland. He hikes.

5. "Dear Blair's uncle, love is like head wound."
Blair hands Dorota a bunch of thank-you notes
Blair: Finish these. No Polish parables.

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Serena van der Woodsen in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: “Rhodes to Perdition”

4. Perfect! We’ll Call Them Germy Cupcakes By Serena
Max: Why would you trust an anonymous baker when you have a master chef in your midst? You can be my sous for the afternoon.
Serena: Can we cover ourselves in flour and lick spoons and do other cute things?
Max: That's a prerequisite.

3. Ditching the puns would be a good start.
Blair: [to Chuck] Care to share how you gave up your bad bass ways? How you went from Charlie Sheen to Charlie Brown, from bar to mitzvah?

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Chuck Bass and His Dog in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 4: “Memoirs of an Invisible Dan”

2. That's what they call "projection"
Chuck's Shrink: Are you sure you're comfortable with Blair here?
Chuck (Ed Westwick): I don't believe I have a choice, which is why I'm controlling the information.
Blair: Which thus far has been a bunch of Monkey business.
Chuck: I’m worried his licking himself is anxiety, that he's lonely.

1. Chuck has done way less sanitary things in fountains.
Blair: I need this time away to figure out where Louis went wrong, and right it.
Dorota: Maybe he "freaky Friday" with Mr. Chuck. They struck by lightning at same time or pee in same fountain.
Blair: That's incredibly unsanitary.

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Credit: The CW, via SpoilersGuide Photo: Sneak Peek of Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 10: "Riding in Town Cars With Boys" — Chuck and Blair Get in a Car Crash?