Top 10 Quotes from Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: “Rhodes to Perdition”
Lots of funny moments from last night’s Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: “Rhodes to Perdition.” Take a look at our favorites, then sound off in the comments if you see any we missed!
10. We bet it's a gift from Rufus.
Blair (Leighton Meester): Why should I thank someone for a blender? Do I look like a girl who makes margaritas?
9. It was supposed to be Blair’s modern-day fair tale!
Blair: I still love Louis, I just want to marry my sweet prince who returned my Vivier slipper and made me believe in fairy tales, not one of the Brothers Grimm.
Dorota (Zuzanna Szadkowski): Even Prince Charming can fall off horse.
Blair: But Louis still hasn’t found his way back in the saddle. Shocking for someone schooled in classical dressage.
8. We're too grossed out to make a joke.
CeCe (Caroline Lagerfelt): I am going to wear that silver jumpsuit that prompted Ryan O'Neal to propose. Now that he's a widower I put him on the guest list.
7. Are you sure? But there will be waffles...
Max (Brian J. Smith): Don’t worry. I’m not gonna risk a lifetime of financial security for brunch with the in-laws.
6. Unfortunately, S … So did the Unabomber.
Serena (Blake Lively): Max could not be further than the guys I’ve dated. He moved here from Portland. He hikes.
5. "Dear Blair's uncle, love is like head wound."
Blair hands Dorota a bunch of thank-you notes
Blair: Finish these. No Polish parables.
4. Perfect! We’ll Call Them Germy Cupcakes By Serena
Max: Why would you trust an anonymous baker when you have a master chef in your midst? You can be my sous for the afternoon.
Serena: Can we cover ourselves in flour and lick spoons and do other cute things?
Max: That's a prerequisite.
3. Ditching the puns would be a good start.
Blair: [to Chuck] Care to share how you gave up your bad bass ways? How you went from Charlie Sheen to Charlie Brown, from bar to mitzvah?
2. That's what they call "projection"
Chuck's Shrink: Are you sure you're comfortable with Blair here?
Chuck (Ed Westwick): I don't believe I have a choice, which is why I'm controlling the information.
Blair: Which thus far has been a bunch of Monkey business.
Chuck: I’m worried his licking himself is anxiety, that he's lonely.
1. Chuck has done way less sanitary things in fountains.
Blair: I need this time away to figure out where Louis went wrong, and right it.
Dorota: Maybe he "freaky Friday" with Mr. Chuck. They struck by lightning at same time or pee in same fountain.
Blair: That's incredibly unsanitary.
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