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We were a little worried that six seasons in, the Gossip Girl writers might have gotten stale with witticisms and snappy comebacks. Worry not, Upper East Siders — as per usual, we were not disappointed by the zingers and well-timed smooth lines on Season 6, Episode 1 “Gone Maybe Gone.”

10. Alright, we get it B — the boy does have his moments.
Chuck: “It’s the boy that blames the girl, not the man. And that’s what I want to be with you.”

9. And the nominee for mother of the year is ...
Georgina: “Babies are nauseating.”

8. Clearly part of Blair’s summer was spent watching What Not To Wear
Blair: “Serena was wearing a white dress! Either she’s the bride or she’s just really tacky.”

7. Well, we suppose that’s one way to praise the lord.
Georgina: “He’s Protestant. I do my best work with Catholics.”
Chuck: “Thank God I’m an atheist.”

6. Thanks, Georgina, we’ve noticed.
Georgina: “Public humiliation is really one of my fortes.”

5. At least you’re not bitter, Lonely Boy...
Dan (to Blair, regarding Chuck): “You think you two have an epic love, but all you have are excuses.”

4. Blair’s negotiation skills are so money and she doesn’t even know it...
Blair (to Serena): “You can have Poughkeepsie. Hell, you can even have Synecdoche, but I get Manhattan. Have a nice life.”

3. Leave it to a Bass to point out the obvious.
Bart Bass: “I can buy anything. It’s one of the chief perks of being really rich.”

2. Right after “a love of reading” on Serena’s Match profile.
Georgina: “That’s right, she’s got a rap sheet and a snuff film.”

1. What, you’ve never heard of strangers on a train?
Georgina: “Mouth-to-mouth on public transportation. Yeah, I’d say that’s rock bottom.”

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