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The Upper East Side made major waves in Season 6, Episode 6, "Where the Vile Things Are.” Whether it was cruising around on a Vespa, or cruising for trouble in a bidding war, some things were said that we won’t soon forget. Here are some of the best one-liners and deadpan declarations we took away from the show.

10. We’re thinking some sort of pudding-based fight medium would be most amusing.
Blair (Leighton Meester): “My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones — no problem.”

9. Is that a thing?
Nate (Chace Crawford): “You’re surfing the CCTV network? Is Olivia Munn staying here?”

8. BAHAHAHAHA FTW.
Blair: “And Poppy did seem touched by my donation to her charity for children who can’t smile.”

7. We can’t tell if he was joking, but we’re laughing.
Chuck (Ed Westwick): “I underestimated you, Nathaniel”
Nate: “Well, you’re not the first person to say that...”


6. We think they call it Obscurity...
Blair: “Fix this or you won’t even have Georgina’s couch to look forward to. I will fly Vanessa back from whatever third world country she’s in.”

5. Do you ever have the urge to pet him, or is it just us?
Nate: “There’s nothing... and the back of artwork is really boring.”

4. Says the girl with the raccoon makeup and rat hair.
Ivy (Kaylee DeFer): “Careful, Lily, you paid a lot of money to have those lines filled in.”

3. Memories, like the corner of our dirty minds...
Nate: “Do not tell me that in some weird way that sex tape made you miss him.”

2. In Blair language, that means the sales racks at Macy’s.
Blair: “I’m a bad seed, Mother, so send me away to the village of the damned.”

1. Glad you’ve moved on so seamlessly, Nelly
Nelly Yuki: “Remnant. Like a headband. From when you were a tastemaker.”

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