10. Chuck's great at the self diagnosis
Dr. Eliza: So what do you think the dream is about?
9. Boot camp a la Blair
(Blair and Dorota look over a bulletin board of potential bridesmaids)
Dorota: So many minions. How will you ever decide?
8. Sure it did...
7. Not so much manipulating as browbeating...
Blair: Don't you just adore us?
Louis (Hugo Becker): Why do I feel like there's a request coming?
Blair: Not a request. A special dispensation.
Louis: For what?
Dorota: Scheming and manipulating.
Blair: Who do you work for?
6. Funny, that's what Rumsfeld said.
Blair: All I’d be doing is spending the day with my minions. Maybe some light waterboarding involved. But I've been so good for so long.
5. Penelope, we've missed you.
Blair: Where's Nelly Yuki?
Penelope: Yale. Where she got in and you didn't. Plus she hates you, remember?
4. Dan, don't you dare bash Newsies.
Jane: Now, another thought that occurred was to Glee this up. You know, music. Or covers.
Dan: OK, stop. What's going on? I thought we were talking about turning my book into an important independent film.
Jane: Dan, relax, we’re just talking.
Dan: About turning my book into Newsies!
3. We would not put something like that past her!
Diana: I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for coming. It means so much to me that if a bomb went off right now, New York media would be over.
2. And probably go on lots of walks!
Jane: Serena, look, I found Dan. Did you already tell him we got Sorkin to write the movie?
Dan: What? No. That's incredible.
Jane: I know. Now your character will talk even faster than you do.
1. Don’t worry, C. We’re sure you’ll do fine!
Charlie: I'm starting to feel like I'm not Nate's type.
Penelope: Hello, Nate doesn't have a type. He's like Derek Jeter.
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