Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Serena van der Woodsen in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 8: “All The Pretty Sources”

Lots of witty one-liners in Monday night’s Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 8: "All The Pretty Sources" Take a look at some of our favorites:

10. Let’s call it: Dan and Chuck's Excellent Adventure
Dan (Penn Badgley): I thought since you're the only other person not invited to Blair's shower, we could hang out today.
Chuck (Ed Westwick): What did you have in mind? A trip to the IFC Center to see a film no one’s heard of? Head to Shakespeare & Co to see who's not buying your book?

9. Blair is allergic to E-vites
Minion: Dress casual. I think the line from the E-Vite was "Jeans OK."
Blair (Leighton Meester): Casual. Jeans? E-Vite?!

8. Actually, we thought it sounded awesome.
Lily (Kelly Rutherford) [to Blair]: Serena's out getting the dessert for the party. Hawaiian shaved ice. She's getting all the best flavors. Including everyone’s favorite. Tutti frutti.

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Dan Humphrey and Chuck Bass in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 5: “The Fasting and The Furious”

7. Hold him down, Chuck. We'll wield the scissors.
Dan: You're the new and improved Chuck Bass. I thought you could help me overhaul my own image.
Chuck: Are you willing to get a haircut and change your clothes?
Dan: No.
Chuck: I’m not sure what I can do.

6. But watching it sober is OK?
Dan: This is awesome. Me, you, Keanu. Never pegged you for a Matrix fan.
Chuck: Something I learned early on. Never watch A Clockwork Orange when you’re stoned. It takes your mind places it has no business going.

5. Today’s lesson: Minion Priorities 101
Penelope's phone blows up
Penelope: No freakin' way.
Kati: What is it? What’s going on?
Blonde minion: Did someone famous die?

4. Not exactly the conversation you want your grandfather to have about you!
Diana (Elizabeth Hurley): I called you here because I saw a side of your grandson today that I hadn't fully seen before.
William Van der Bilt: And here I was pretty sure you'd seen every side of him.

3. B's minions … love Hitler?
Blair: You’ve all sent more slanderous things than John Galliano after a couple of cocktails.

Credit: Giovanni Rufino/The CW 2011 The CW Network Photo: Diana Payne in Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 7: “The Big Sleep No More”

2. We would not be surprised if he did!
Diana: Do you have any suggestions for attracting more readers, and fast?
Nate: Serena's blog is getting some traction. Maybe we can convince her to write something a little more personal.
Diana: Unless you have pictures of Serena in bed with both Hunger Games boys, that's not going to cut it.

1. Return of the mini Gossip Girls
Baby Blair: Honestly, a mutt? No wonder Blair chose Louis over you.
Baby Serena: Totally the right call, BTDubs. Because you are so the opposite of royalty.
Baby Blair: Still, how royally miffed are you that you weren't even invited to the shower tonight?
Chuck: Girls, I have been trying very hard to be good. Yet I don't feel the slightest pang of guilt at unleashing my attack dog right now. I should warn you, he's trained to go after fake Prada.

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