Top 5 OMG Moments from Gossip Girl Season 4, Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick"

Stolen identities. Secret alliances and dalliances. Girl-on-girl roofieings. It’s like this whole ep was an homage to our favorite parts of Season 1, and we’re pleased as spiked punch to see it. Here are our favorite moments of old-school scandal.

5. Serena’s checkered academic history

Of course. Of course Serena hooked up with a teacher back in boarding school. Was it Ben? Time will tell.

4. Jenny double-crosses her family

Oh, Little J. When you told Lily about Juliet’s Skype Of Scheming, we hoped you really had changed your ways. And then you stole Serena’s phone. We should have known better.

3. Chuck says “I love you”

Not that it’s a shock or anything. We all know how he feels — but who knew all it took to get him to admit it was a little haute couture-inspired dirty talk?

2. Serena abandoned

Juliet’s stated goal is to leave Serena with nothing. Finally, after weeks of doing nothing (and Nate), mission accomplished. All it took was two kisses and a curtain. Oh, and a pilfered phone, a wayward Humphrey, and a vengeful Vanessa. But the worst is yet to come...

1. Serena gets roofied

Jenny and Vanessa may have gotten their meanness out of their systems — but Juliet, it seems, has not yet begun to crazy. Come on, cab driver. Don’t you know a roofieing when you see one?