Not that it’s a shock or anything. We all know how he feels — but who knew all it took to get him to admit it was a little haute couture-inspired dirty talk?
Of course. Of course Serena hooked up with a teacher back in boarding school. Was it Ben? Time will tell.
1. Serena gets roofied
Jenny and Vanessa may have gotten their meanness out of their systems — but Juliet, it seems, has not yet begun to crazy. Come on, cab driver. Don’t you know a roofieing when you see one?