Bart Bass

We needed a shower after that knockdown drag-out claws-bared shitfest of a Gossip Girl episode. But even with all the screwing over and double-crossings, there were still some shining moments of hilarity ensuing. Here are some of our favorites:

10. Apple, meet tree.
Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick): “Don’t do this. My father will screw you and screw you over.”

9. She opens her...

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