Gossip Girl

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 13: “G.G.” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 12: “Father and the Bride” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

Lots of funny moments from last night’s Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 9: “Rhodes to Perdition.” Take a look at our favorites, then sound off in the comments if you see any we missed!

10. We bet it's a gift from Rufus.
Blair (Leighton Meester): Why should I thank someone for a blender? Do I look like a girl who makes margaritas?

9. It was supposed to be Blair’s modern-day fair...

Lots of witty one-liners in Monday night’s Gossip Girl Season 5, Episode 8: "All The Pretty Sources" Take a look at some of our favorites:

10. Let’s call it: Dan and Chuck's Excellent Adventure
Dan (Penn Badgley): I thought since you're the only other person not invited to Blair's shower, we could hang out today.
Chuck (Ed Westwick): What did you have in mind? A trip to the IFC Center...

Amidst all of Season 5’s madness so far the wedding! the Chivy! the wacky Diana (Elizabeth Hurley)! one thing that remains constant is our good pal, Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick).

Though Chuck’s hellbent on changing his ways this season, he’s remains the quick-witted chap we’ve grown to love. Whether dispensing sage advice to his best pals or sniping at the would-be opposition,...

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 7: “The Big Sleep No More” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

10. Of course not! We totally mean lunch! Well, actually ...
(Serena (Blake Lively) takes Ivy's (Kaylee DeFer) boyfriend, Max to Bergdorf Goodman)
Max (Brian J. Smith): That's where we're going? So when...

Gossip Girl Season 5 has been going on for a decent number of episodes now. Think you’re an expert on all that’s gone down so far? We’ve collected some of our favorite quotes to come out of Season 5 so far. Think you can identify who said what?