Quotes

Glory be! The Gossip Girl Thanksgiving episode, Season 6, Episode 8, "It's Really Complicated" put the hilarious in dysfunctional. Here are some of the best quotes from the episode (For Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick) and Blair (Leighton Meester)’s best quotes, click here).

10. In some alternate universe, Lily runs an advice column.
Lily (Kelly Rutherford): I read each with CeCe’s...

We needed a shower after that knockdown drag-out claws-bared shitfest of a Gossip Girl episode. But even with all the screwing over and double-crossings, there were still some shining moments of hilarity ensuing. Here are some of our favorites:

10. Apple, meet tree.
Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick): “Don’t do this. My father will screw you and screw you over.”

9. She opens her...

The Upper East Side made major waves in Season 6, Episode 6, "Where the Vile Things Are.” Whether it was cruising around on a Vespa, or cruising for trouble in a bidding war, some things were said that we won’t soon forget. Here are some of the best one-liners and deadpan declarations we took away from the show.

10. We’re thinking some sort of pudding-based fight medium...

Whoa. What a difference a week makes. Last week, there was nothing funny spoken for an entire two hours. Which is strange because the show was only, like, forty-five minutes long. So, we were thrilled with the melange of real talk, accidental hilarity, and perfectly timed zingers on Season 6, Episode 5: “Monstrous Ball.”  

10. Product placements always hold up to the test of...

Every once in awhile, we hear something so funny, so original, and so earth-shatteringly apropos, we can’t help but race to the nearest blogosphere and document it for eternity. Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 4, “Portrait of a Lady Alexander” had no such moments. But, when you combine all the words that they did say in somewhat memorable instances, it’s like cuddling...