Quotes

While much of the dialogue in Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 2 seemed about as exciting as maintenance sex (you know what we mean), there were a few standout lines we wish we’d said ourselves. Do you have favorites that didn’t make it into our best of list? Spill.

10. Ladies and gentlemen, she’ll be here all season!
Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): “He’s the...

Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick) is Gossip Girl’s resident bad boy, a wolf in cashmere. Chuck’s endless snark is the show’s most consistent through-line, especially when paired with Blair’s (Leighton Meester) b*tchy banter. Here are just a few of Chuck’s best barbs to date:  

10. Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.

9. Look, I care about...

Normally we’re able to narrow the best of Bass and Co.’s snappy lines to 10... but the Gossip Girl Season 5 finale cup runneth over with the wittiest, coldest, most heart-wrenching and heart-warming lines we’ve heard all season.

So here are all of our faves from Season 5, Episode 24: “The Return of the Ring.”

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 23: “The Fugitives” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness — and Blair sassiness — coming!

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 22: “Raiders of the Lost Art” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness — and Blair sassiness — coming!