Recap

It’s off to the races, ladies and gentlemen — and by ‘races,’ we mean Nate Archibald (Chace Crawford)’s pre-brunch existential life crises. Where would we be without feelings and Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick)’s throaty dulcet tones? Not on the Upper East Side.

Good morning, Upper East Siders! Time for some quippy one-liners, throaty smoldering from one Mr. Chuck Bass (finally), and major feminist flip-flopping by Serena (Blake Lively). Oh, Chair, we missed you — and while Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 3: “Dirty Rotten Scandals” didn’t fully get our scheming bandits back together, it sweetly hinted at some epic teaming up to......

It’s morning on the UES and Nate (Chace Crawford) and Sage (Sophia Black-D’Elia) and Serena (Blake Lively) and Steven (Barry Watson)are cuddled up together. Everyone disregards the morning breathage and makes out. Et cetera.

As for Dan? Well, he’s sleeping on Georgina’s couch, with G watching him slumber. “I thought we agreed you’d stop watching me...

Mornings on the Upper East Side always start out so innocently, with the sun peaking over the top of Central Park. But trouble is a-brewin' on the Gossip Girl Season 5 finale... and for every single one of our fave elite Manhattanites...

While Serena tries to restart her working relationship with David O. Russell, Blair is on the warpath because excerpts from her diary are appearing on Gossip......

It’s once again morning on the Upper East Side, but this time the opening scene doesn’t involve sipping tea while wittily quipping about Manhattan versus borough living. Instead, Chuck (Ed Westwick) is having a montage of emotional (and grainy!) flashbacks to the day he lost his father. Bart Bass — now back from the dead! — is staring back at his son’s...