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We have written the recaps, analyzed the holes, addressed the elephants in the room, and otherwise shaken all the things out of Gossip Girl’s Season 6 series finale. But just in case you have the attention span of a child recently weaned off his amphetamines, here’s the shortest roundup we can get you. Ten things that happened that matter:
 

1. Chuck (Ed Westwick) and Blair (...

YOU GUYS! How funny was Gossip Girl Season 6, Episode 9: "The Revengers"? Right? No? Yeah, not that funny. But seriously, between the near-deaths and the kidnapping debacles and the actual death, we were hanging on waiting for the hilarity to hit. Raise your glass to the near-worthy efforts of your favorite characters and remember that you have to laugh twice as hard at everything cuz...

It’s the second to last episode of Gossip Girl and we were promised a body bag. So, whose lifeless form will make their exit before the final series credits roll? Who’s getting on a plane but not getting off? There’s so little time left and so many candidates for the last hurrah. Here’s the official synopsis for “The Revengers,” which airs on Monday,...