Season 4 Episode 5

OMG STD. Does Serena have the clap? Or the herp, or something worse? This week the gossip going viral was all about who was viral. Our top five plot twists were all infectiously gossip-worthy or just plain infectious.

Weve scouted out the most fabulously juicy recaps of Episode 4.5, "Goodbye, Columbia" that we could find. Miss our recap? Read it here.

Excerpts from the WSJ recap by Hillary Busis:

After tonights Gossip Girl, we were left with one burning question: why is Serena always late to class if she clearly never bothers showering in the morning? Does it really take that long for her to pick through...

In Episode 4.5, Goodbye, Columbia, we were treated to titillating tunes throughout the show. Seriously, every song selection was perfection from the audacious track blaring during Serenas STD blast, to the Hamilton House party song, to the deliciously scheming/sexy ending.

Because we love you, weve got the deets on all that painfully stylish music in the order in which it appeared. XOXO!

Bambi...

The Gossip Girl writers never cease to amuse us with their witty quips and scathing dialogue. In Episode 4.5, Goodbye, Columbia, Dan and Nate brought their A games and had us laughing all the way to the health clinic.