Hey there, Upper East Siders! I'm your host Chako Suzuki from Wetpaint. Let's talk Gossip Girl! If you want gritty realism, stick to The Wire 'cause Gossip Girl isn't the show for you. But as much as we love the frothy escapism, sometimes our disbelief just can't be suspended anymore. Here are the 5 most eye-roll-inducing, sigh-provoking, unbelievable plotlines on Gossip Girl.