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Gretchen Rossi, formerly of The Real Housewives of Orange County, has thought up a new brand for herself — and she might want to start rethinking it, like, yesterday.

“I literally am the white Oprah,” she shared on Marriage Boot Camp to castmate Traci Braxton. “Like, I will ask you every question under the sun 86 times over and over again.” Needless to say, the comparison did not fly.

Gretch tried again with Bad Girls Club alum Tanisha Thomas. “I have like 86,000 questions. By the way, I’m like the white Oprah, so I apologize upfront,” she told her opinionated castmate, who clearly didn’t care for the comparison.

“Hopefully she’ll learn to keep her mouth shut, and we won’t have any issues,” Tanisha shared.

We’ve never known Gretchen to keep her mouth shut, but her fiancé, professional RHOC-banger Slade Smiley, doesn’t seem to mind. “I’m Slade Smiley and I like to sleep with housewives,” he said immediately upon being given screen time, presumably in order to introduce himself to viewers and disavow them of the notion that he’s going to be a normal human being on this show. Hopefully, his ickiness will overshadow Gretchen’s total cluelessness. After all, everyone knows Dina Lohan is the White Oprah.

Will you be watching Marriage Boot Camp? Do you think Gretchen and Slade need a Bad Girls-style talking-to? Sound off in the comments!

The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Monday nights at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.