"For the sake of that machine," George quips in the video here, "we can only hope it can’t sense sexual tension. Otherwise, that poor thing is going to wear out really quickly on this show."
Also, American Idolis new, too — airing at 9 p.m. ET on FOX — but your overburdened DVR need not worry. FOX has slashed the result show to a mere half-hour — just like they did in 2006, as George notes: "It was a simpler time. Shaun White won Olympic gold, Britney Spears dumped Kevin Federline, Paula Abdul was still an Idol judge, and Katharine McPhee was battling future global superstarTaylor Hicks."
Aw, don't worry, Taylor! You and your rambunctious gray hair are sure to make a comeback any year now.
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