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The Chief read some damning quotes from the med students' reviews of the residents, but those weren't even the best quotes from Season 7, Episode 12; the ones below were.

10. Callie [to Kyle]: "You should stay; hold his hand."
Oooh, Callie, that was cruel, knowing that Brady would clench from the pain and crush Kyle's hand. It's a good thing we kinda like your mean streak.

9. McSteamy [to hairless med student]: "I guess I shouldn't have used permanent marker."
Ouch. Someone's going to be doing a lot more scrubbing in the shower than scrubbing into the OR.

8. Mark [to Arizona]: "You're a crappy listener; add that to the list."
With all the (valid) critiques Mark gave Arizona this episode, he's the one who should have been making the list.

7. Cristina [to Meredith]: "Don't let the one stick win."
Cristina tells Mer not to be defeated by the results of one pregnancy test. Instead, pee on many!

6. Richard [to Teddy]: "Mrs. Henry Burton, your husband requested that I talk to you about his upcoming operation."
Still miffed about the sham nuptials, the Chief hails Teddy by her married name, and humorously, it takes her a while to recognize it as such.

5. Eli: "Dr. Bailey's dating a nurse."
Eli incriminates Bailey, but does so in the most charming way possible. How is that possible?

4. Callie [to Arizona]: "Get your crap. Out. Of my apartment."
This quote only would have been better if Callie said it through clenched teeth... or if she had used a Clint Eastwood voice.

3. Meredith: "I used to be hardcore; now I'm softcore."
Derek: "Did we start talking about porn?"
Derek raises a fair point as Meredith ruminates on her evolution using an odd choice of words.

2. Bailey: "Why the hell not?"
Bailey's new philosophy on being naughty is perfectly justified. She's been a teacher's pet for too long, so who can blame her for wanting to live a little?

1. Callie [to Arizona]: "Today I found out that I'm pregnant with Mark's baby. How 'bout now?"
Waiting a whole day before telling Arizona this breaking news? Way to bury the lead, Callie!