Nothing says Grey's Anatomy like a little McDreamy, a little McSteamy, maybe a McDog, a McBaby or two, some McSex and everything else that makes up a perfect McLife. Seriously.
The Grey’s McNames have been thrown around the hospital ever since we can remember: McVomit, McHot, McBastard, McDreary, McMarried, McVet, McGuilty, McFrickin' Code of Silence, McNasty and all that McCrap. But it’s been much too long since a new character was McNamed. And then there are some who have survived the seasons without ever being knighted with such a title. But we’re going to McFix that.
Everyone knows that Mark (Eric Dane) is (ugh, was) McSteamy and Derek (Patrick Dempsey) is McDreamy, so now it’s time to have some McFun of our own. Let’s McDo it! It really is addictive ...
Miranda Bailey (Chandra Wilson): We dub thee … McBossy. From being the Nazi to Booty-Call Bailey, she will never lose her no-bs attitude. Everyone listens to Bailey. Everyone.
Lexie Grey (Chyler Leigh): Mcipedia. It’s not as cool as Lexipedia, but we had to tweak it a bit. Oh Lex. We miss her photographic memory almost as much as we miss the way she looked at Mark. Sigh.
Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo): Meredith was all McDreary, and then she got McMarried and became McPerky, and then after the plane crash, she evolved into more of a McSassy. And we McLove it.
Richard Webber (James Pickens Jr.): McWise. What can we say? The man has all the answers. Another option: McDapper.
Arizona Robbins (Jessica Capshaw): McPerky. We have faith she’s headed back down this road soon.
Alex Karev (Justin Chambers): McDouchey. We love him. But really.
Owen Hunt (Kevin McKidd): McGing. The days that Owen went blond weren’t just sad; they were criminal.
Cristina Yang (Sandra Oh): McMeanie? McCompetitive? McIntense? McCardio God? Perhaps Cristina is too McAwesome for a McName? Or maybe she’s just McBadass …
Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez): McCaliente. When Mark Sloan calls you hot, you hot.
Jackson Avery (Jesse Williams): McPretty. Those eyes. Those abs. Yes.
Izzie Stevens (Katherine Heigl): McBlondie. And she knew how to work it.
April Kepner (Sarah Drew): McChristian. What will win out: Her love of Jesus or her desire for McPretty’s abs?
George O’Malley (T.R. Knight): McLovin’. George McRocked. And he stole our McHearts all the way through the day he became a McHero.
Preston Burke (Isaiah Washington): McCocky. Nobody could look down on someone like Preston Burke. Even that name is pretentious.
Ellis Grey (Kate Burton): McBitch. That is all.
Adele Webber (Loretta Devine): McFeisty. That woman means business no matter her mental state.
Addison Montgomery (Kate Walsh): McSlutty. McCheater sounded too harsh. However, we suppose we could also call her McIncredible Taste In Men.
Isn’t McLabeling the McBest?
Catch the next new episode of Grey’s Anatomy on Thursday, November 29 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.
Samantha Highfill is a contributing writer to Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter at @samhighfill.
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