Credit: Eric McCandless/ABC Television Group © 2010 DisneyABC Photo: Thatcher Grey on Grey's Anatomy, February 10, 2011

In compiling our list of the best quotes from this week's episode of Grey's, we noticed one clear trend: Callie and Lexie were on fire with their one-liners! Here are the best quotes from their lips as well as a smattering of lines from other characters.

10. Mark [to Jackson]: "Oh, poor Mr. Green Eyes. Let's not pretend being beautiful is a burden."
Straight talk between two professional doctors.

9. Lexie [to Dani]: "That a hooker on your shoulder?"
Just because she's not at Dani's throat by the end of the episode doesn't mean Lexie can't still be judgmental.

8. Teddy [to Arizona]: "For someone who has a history of ambivalence toward motherhood, you've got the whole guilt thing down cold."
Too true. Arizona's icy glare is how we know that the Calzona (or is that Calzonark?) child will be amazingly well-behaved.

7. Lexie: "He just clobbered me with it... again. And he's leaving me behind... again. So we're done, you know? We have to be. But I miss him."
Jackson finds out what feelings a few well-timed peanut butter cups will unlock.

6. Callie: "Kepner, I need you to speak differently."
We all do, Callie. We all do. We had to go listen to nails on chalkboards just for the relief.

5. Richard [to Meredith]: "She didn't give you a lot of love, but she gave you her talent, and her name, and this. This gift could change the course of your career."
We remember the days when Meredith and Richard could hardly look at each other, and now they've gotten so father-daughter-like.

4. Jackson [to Lexie]: "That upsetting you? You wanna... talk about it?"
Jackson ever-so-subtly tries to get Lexie to open up. He'd later find out that the old Latin proverb "In Reese's veritas" holds true.

3. Callie [to April]: "And some coffee. Wait. No. Dammit. No coffee. No, you know what? Yes. Coffee. Please. Crap! No! No coffee. No. No coffee. Just go."
When Inner Monologues Attack. We all go through debates like these, though usually not aloud.

2. Lexie: "Crap. My dad's tatted-up skank isn't the b*tch. I am."
Lexie's got a mouth on her... and we love it. She has our permission to speak basely whenever she wants.

1. Callie: "And since I'll be pushing this baby out of a very small hole in my body, I also get an extra-special vagina vote."
We guarantee that those last four words have never been uttered in that order on television before — or even in real life.

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