In case you aren't aware, Gwyneth Paltrow had a lot of complaints about the 2013 Met Gala, all of which were amazing. But her biggest gripe? Kanye West's performance. You know, the one where he serenaded Kim Kardashian while she sat around looking like a circa-1980s sofa? That one.
Apparently, Gwyneth was less than impressed with Kanye's dulcet tones (despite the fact that he's besties with her bestie Jay-Z), and took it to Australia's Kyle and Jackie O Radio Show on May 9 to launch an official complaint. And yes, she may or may not have been drunk at the time.
"I am drunk already," GOOP explained before taking Kanye down to Chinatown, "A martini went straight to my head, and now wine. With no food. So just watch out."
Ok, now that we've cleared that up, let's hear what Gwynnie had to say about Kanyesus. "Kanye West was playing and he was furious and he threw his microphone down," she mused. "It was all drama! I don't know why. He was furious."
Um, not exactly sure what this means, but it sounds like Gwyneth is displeased. Like, she'll probably have to drown her sorrows in some organic free-range quail eggs to get over her despair. Look what you've done, Kanye.