Hellcats

Two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate... and who do we think is a total loser? Every week, we’ll rank the players in Hellcats to see who’s flying high and who’s at the bottom of the pyramid. Let’s go!

WANDA PERKINS
Ranking: 10 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 6 (out of 10)
Yay: Looks like Wanda and Travis are getting pretty cozy together, staying up late, sipping on wine, spilling secrets... we feel a romance brewing!
Boo: First off, kinda soon to be nudge-nudge winking Vanessa over possible wedding bells with Red, no? Hello, how awkward was that. Even worse, though, what's with spilling mad details about Marti's Dad to Travis while keeping Marti in the dark? Lame.

ALICE VERDURA
Ranking: 9 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 9 (out of 10)
Yay: Even Alice realized her exclusive song from Werewolf vs. Unicorn wasn't worth the band's lame attitude. Dumbest name ever, by the way.
Boo: If Alice didn't hate Nasty Kathy enough already, now the Cyclones captain is moving in on her man, Lewis. Oh, hell no!

MARTI PERKINS
Ranking: 8 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 5 (out of 10)
Yay: Even though it's a difficult journey for her, Marti is finally ready to find out who her father was. Wanda may not have answers for her, but Marti's determined to put the pieces together herself, starting with an old suitcase that reveals all the things she has in common with her Dad.
Boo: We don't blame Marti one bit for being way pissed at Wanda for telling Travis all the things she should have been sharing with her. So frustrating!

CHARLOTTE MONROE
Ranking: 7 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 7 (out of 10)
Yay: Aww, it was sorta super sweet to see Charlotte finally tap in to her maternal side, all giddy about her ultrasound... even if she can't tell her kid's face from his butt. We were also relieved when she had the sense to call of that doomed engagement.
Boo: Sooo, when was Charlotte planning on telling Savannah about Noah anyway? We can see Char trying to get away with not revealing that Noah's her Baby Daddy if he were out of the picture, but considering she was about to marry the dude, that's kinda a big deal.

SAVANNAH MONROE
Ranking: 6 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 1 (out of 10)
Yay: So far, things seem to be going much better for Savannah with Dan the second time around. How great was it when he called her out of practice and Marti started to excuse herself and Savannah was like, um, I think it's me? Awesome.
Boo: Let's face it, finding out your preggo sister's baby daddy is your own ex-boyfriend isn't the best news a girl can receive. Having your sister attack you when you try to warn her that marrying said ex would be a mistake because he's still in love with you also isn't up there on the fun list.

NASTY KATHY
Ranking: 5 (out of 10)
Last ranking: N/A
Yay: Hm, maybe Nasty Kathy isn't as nasty as everyone thinks. She actually seemed pretty cool when she was talking up Lewis at the club. Plus, how nice was it when she initiated some cheering for the Hellcats when the band wasn't even paying attention. Oh, and, she obviously caught Lewis's eye — score!
Boo: That was so not cool when she blurted out to Savannah that Noah is responsible for Charlotte's pregnancy. Super immature.

VANESSA LODGE
Ranking: 4 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 7 (out of 10)
Yay: Now that Derrick's history, Vanessa is free to enjoy all of her bliss with her true love, Red. How convenient that Derrick is far, far away in Germany, too, otherwise that would have been pretty awkward.
Boo: Even though Derrick's gone, Vanessa's still going to have to deal with guilt and shame, not to mention judgment from a lot of peeps. Hopefully, none of this will stand in the way of her happiness. Also — SPOILER ALERT — we all know Red's ex is headed back to Lancer... you know, the one he was married to when he and Vanessa had an affair. That might be problematic. Just a hunch.

DAN PATCH
Ranking: 3 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 2 (out of 10)
Yay: Look who's suddenly taking his life seriously! Not only has Dan realized that Savannah is an awesome girlfriend and he was a total fool to let her go, now he's gone and gotten himself accepted to Lancer University, where he plans on getting a degree in film. Someone's on a self-improvement kick!
Boo: Actually, we're quite pleased with the adorbz no-longer-townie this week — no complaints. Although, we wouldn't mind seeing those chiseled abs again, and sooner rather than later.

RED RAYMOND
Ranking: 2 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 3 (out of 10)
Yay: This guy's totally on cloud nine. His a-hole boss Bill Marsh is goners, and now he accomplished the impossible: Vanessa has broken off her engagement to Derrick so she can be with him. So far, he's treating her quite nicely, too. Not gonna lie — we're totes rooting for this couple!
Boo: That being said, this is The CW, where love is never easy, and relationships rarely last longer than two to three weeks. As we already know — SPOILER ALERT — Red's ex wife Emily is on her way back to Lancer, maybe even taking over Bill Marsh's position? That would make Emily her ex-husband's boss. Yikes. Now who's going to be uncomfortable with PDA?

LEWIS FLYNN
Ranking: 1 (out of 10)
Last ranking: 8 (out of 10)
Yay: We were definitely cheering when Lewis told Werewolf vs. Unicorn to shove their song you know where. Those guys were so freaking rude, not to mention pretty stupid. They could have gotten awesome exposure via a televised event like the cheerleading Nationals. Fools. Also, kudos to Lewis for moving past Marti and scoring Nasty Kathy's digits — she's super cute!
Boo: Of course, if things do progress with Kathy, Lewis can count on another round of psycho Alice coming his way... and we all know what a good time that can be.

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