Hellcats

From Marti’s witty one-liners to Savannah’s deadpan delivery, cheerleaders have a lot more to say than just “Rah-rah-rah!” Here are our favorite quotes from our fave Hellcats in Episode 1.13, "Worried Baby Blues."

10. Well, someone thinks their daughter gets around
Wanda: Is it Marti? Oh dear Lord... OK, I can take it. Who is the baby daddy? Lewis? Dan? Morgan?!

9. Maybe she overreacted just a little
Layne: What is poor Charlotte supposed to think when her big sister is making so much hay about acting like a cheap whore?

8. In other words, "I'm horny"
Morgan: I lost him, get out of there.
Marti: What? How did you lose him?
Morgan: I am surrounded by naked cheerleaders and human beings are hard-wired to procreate, so excuse me for having split focus.

7. Um, that's great, but you're still going to jail
Jake: Actually, I kept Marti's ‘cause I wanted to copy her music library. It's spectacular.

6. Wanda the Meddler strikes again
Savannah: What are you doing here?
Layne Monroe: Well, Wanda called me and said you needed something... perhaps a sweater.
Wanda: Now you can thank me.

5. Smoother than Jif peanut butter!
Red, to Vanessa: The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if I'm the groom.

4. Touché
Savannah: This family's a mess. We don't communicate. We repress and repress and we let things fester until there's a big explosion and somebody ends up in tears.
Parker Monroe: Well, we are Baptists.

3. Can ya blame him?
Morgan: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Marti: I'm thinking stop staring creepily at my photo.

2. Always a competition with these two!
Charlotte: She also called me a slut.
Savannah: She called me a whore.
Charlotte: At least you earn money.

1. We thought wizards would be right up Morgan's alley!
Julian: Right now it's better that he thinks he's up against Nancy Drew and Harry Potter.
Morgan: Why does she get to be Nancy Drew? Harry Potter's not even a detective.

Need an episode refresher? Check out our recap! Travis Didn't Do It! Recap for Hellcats Season 1, Episode 13, "Worried Baby Blues"