Hellcats

From Marti’s witty one-liners to Savannah’s deadpan delivery, cheerleaders have a lot more to say than just “Rah-rah-rah!” Here are our favorite quotes from Hellcats Season 1, Episode 17: "Don't Make Promises (You Can't Keep)."

10. Easy mistake
Charlotte: Doesn't it look like he's smiling?
Savannah: I think that's his bum.

9. Nope, it's not just you.
Lewis: Maybe it's just me, but I think you guys are a rare collection of rude jackasses.

8. Really, guys? Not the best time for grammar policing.
Savannah: Those two wouldn't be able to keep cactuses alive!
Marti and Dan (in perfect unison): It's cacti.

7. At least you remembered to bring the attitude.
Alice: Nasty Kathy... I didn't realize it was groupie night, I would have left my bra at home.

6. Nothing worse than the crossfire of a mother-daughter war.
Wanda: You got something to say?
Travis: No, ma'am. Going back to prison... it's safer there.

5. No kidding
Savannah: So you went to talk to my sister about me and slept with her?
Noah: When you lay it out like that, it sounds sketchy.

4. Moronic imbeciles? Fun game!
Nasty Kathy: When we beat the Hellcats, it will be fair and square — not because they pissed off a pack of pig ignorant townies.
Band guy: You might want to rephrase that, little girl.
Alice: Intoxicated farm animals? That work for y'all?

3. Crying at love songs? Yes. Streaking the lobby? Not so much.
Red: There just wasn't that cosmic pull... you know, that crazy-ass feeling that makes you want to cry at stupid love songs and run around hotel lobbies butt-naked?

2. Hey, it happens.
Savannah: So, what, you tripped and stumbled onto my ex-boyfriend's penis?

1. Best comeback ever?
Band dude: You ladies wearing underwear?
Marti: You guys wearing a dunce cap?

Need a refresher on the episode? Check out our recap: Baby Daddy Drama! Hellcats Recap for Season 1, Episode 17: "Don't Make Promises (You Can't Keep)"