Credit: Chris Fraticelli/ TLC

We’ve heard far too many negative news stories recently about little Alana Thompson and her family — from family vacations ruined by illness to injury-causing car accidents. And as tonight is the premiere of the new season of their TLC reality hit Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, it’s about time we have a little palate cleanser. Enter a hilarious new preview clip.

Can you imagine Mama June explaining the birds and the bees in her own unique words? Hilarious, right? Well, you don’t have to imagine anymore, because tonight the lovable matriarch sits down her three elder daughters, Lauryn (Pumpkin), Anna (Chickadee), and Jessica (Chubbs), to talk about where babies come from.

"A girl meets this boy, they fall in love ... and the boys try to get in girls' fruit loops," June creatively explains to her girls. "A fruit loop is your biscuit, a woman's vaginal area ... your privatal area.” Ha! That’s a new one.

If you think the teens were feeling awkward during this chat, their mom is even more uncomfortable. The 34-year-old even retreats to the bathroom at one point with a case of the nerves. We can’t blame her for not being prepared, however, as she spills that her own mother never gave her the talk.

"No, my mama did not talk about sex, birds and the bees, flowers and the trees to me, no," June explains. "And I guess that's why I don't like to talk to my kids about it."

Jessica then asks her why she calls it a fruit loop."Because guys go loopy over it," replies June, who also lists the following as nicknames for body parts (use your imagination): "ting tangs," "weed wackers," and the "bungalow."

This lady kills us. We just have to ask, not to be mean, but doesn’t Chickadee already have a toddler of her own? Might be a little too late to have that chat..

Are you as entertained by this clip as we are? Share your thoughts in the comments below.

Source: People


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