Mama June’s little girls are growing up! The season premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo a few weeks back had her explaining the birds and the bees to her precocious pre-teens, and now two of her daughters are heading on a double date. But don’t think she’s relinquishing motherly control just yet: The whole family is tagging along for the ride!
In a preview for tonight’s January 30 all-new episode of the TLC reality show, we find out that Mama June has allowed Jessica (Chubbs) and Anna (Chickadee) to go on a double date to the arcade — but she, Alana and Pumpkin (Lauryn) are coming, too! The wise lady that she is, June sends her two younguns to watch the couples during a game of laser tag. And Alana is loving it!
“Going on my sisters’ date is fun for everyone… except them!” she proclaims.
But, wait, doesn’t Anna already have a child, you wonder? Yes, she does, and that’s why Mama June is being extra careful.
"I mean, my biggest concern for the girls, honestly is one of ‘em coming up pregnant," she admits. "Because Anna already has a baby. I don't wanna be a grandmother again.” We don’t blame you!
She takes Jessica’s boyfriend aside, and gives him probably the most creative warning chat of all time.
"All I gotta say is you better keep your bat and your balls in your pants, your Tic Tac and your Skittles in your pants for a long time," she threatens the teen. Tic tac? Skittles? Are you sure this boy even understood what you were saying, Mama June?
Click here to see a sneak peek of tonight’s awkward double date!
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo airs tonight at 9 p.m. ET on TLC.
Source: E! News