Honey Boo Boo’s Alana Vows to Fart in Her Family’s Face (VIDEO)
With Mama June and Sugar Bear’s commitment ceremony right around the corner, it’s time to write some vows!
When the video starts, we see Alana Thompson — Honey Boo Boo herself — ride up to her papa Sugar Bear, who is sitting out in the back yard trying to write his wedding vows. He offers Alana a cement block and asks her for help.
Then we get a full-family interview where we see them discuss what exactly a vow is. “A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y,” Lauryn — aka Pumpkin — said. Um, close but not what we’re looking for, Pumpkin.
Flashing back to Sugar Bear and Alana, he tells her exactly what vows are. “Well, we express our feelings and talk.” Alana asks if they talk about love, and Sugar Bear gives her a big, mhmm.
“It’s very well possible that I could get emotional during my vows at the ceremony, um, because I do get emotional a lot, and, um, I wanna say so much, but I don’t want it to be too long,” Sugar Bear said.
Aww, he’s obviously a little nervous. But don’t worry, Alana is there to help him. “For a little girl, Alana knows the right things to say and she’ll help you out," he added.
Here’s Alana’s vow: “I, Alana, to all my family, I promise to fart in y’all’s face.” Yep, she know just what to say.
What do you think about Alana’s vow to her family? Are you excited about Mama June and Sugar Bear getting hitched? Hit the comments!