Honey Boo Boo and the Snot Seen ‘Round the World! Gross Bodily Functions in Season 1, Episode 9
Last night marked the second to last episode of the remarkable Season 1 of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. As always, the penny-pinching family was doing everything they could to save money for Alana’s next big pageant — including learning how to do their own stage makeup and heading out for a rousing day of backwoods Bingo.
But it wasn’t all fun, games, and class! Thanks to a few special connections, Mama June sets up an afternoon with Miss Georgia 2011. Unfortunately, Georgia gets her panties in a bunch when Alana and her open-mouth chewing upset the beauty queen’s delicate sensibilities.
Honey Boo Boo’s reaction to the scolding? A big, fat fart! (That’ll teach Georgia not to hand out official headshots as gifts!)
Of course, it wouldn’t be a real episode of Honey Boo Boo if there was only one disgusting bodily function featured. During Alana’s final interview on the show, the 7-year-old sneezes in such an enormous way that snot shoots out of both nostrils. After sitting there with her hand over her face for a solid 73 seconds (yes, we counted), Alana gets up and walks away.
Clearly, this skill is hereditary...
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