Needless to say, there was a lot of quotable chatter among the group, so here’s a rundown of our dozen favorite quotes!
Incoming! Kim (to the press about being flour-bombed): I told my make-up artist I needed a little more powder, I didn’t think they’d bring that much.
Taking It Slow with Kanye Kim (on her relationship with Kanye): You know we’ve been friends for like a hundred years … and I feel like we’re taking things really slow… but we’ve always had this like mutual love and respect for each other.
Gross Bromance Scott (to Rob): Man, you created a monster. You get me up and running, you get my blood start flowing, you get my d*ck a little hard, and all of a sudden I’m ready to go …
Too Far, Bro Rob (on clubbing) We’ll hit it all up like your girl’s p**sy. Scott: That’s your sister you’re talking about. You’re a weird guy.
Giving Up on the Boy? Khloe: So you’re over Scott… So do you wanna break up with Scott? Kourtney: I always do. I don’t know if it’s hormonal or if I just hate him. Kris: I want you to be happy obviously, but if I was pregnant and I was waiting for my boyfriend to come in and he was out ‘til all hours of the night, I’d tell him to hit the road, Jack.
KW Earrings Rob (to Kim): So it’s either Kim West or Kanye West, so which one’s in your ear?
Grow Up, Son! Kris (to Rob about his sock company setback): I tell the girls all the time I can’t be your babysitter… Get your sh*t together and start working really hard on this.
The Heart Wants Kanye Kris (on Kim and Kanye’s relationship): I think Kim is trying to take things slow, but the heart wants what the heart wants, and Kim knows what she wants.
Kim, the Non-Answer Queen Khloe: But is he like your boyfriend? Kim: I don’t know if I do titles.
Baby Fever Lamar (to Mason): We gonna get you a little cousin to play with.
Catcalling Scott Random Guy on the Street: Looking good, Scott! Scott: Oh yeah? You too!
Tongue-In-Cheek Kris (on Kourtney and Scott sleeping in separate beds): They’re too young for that — they’ve only been together for what, 7 years? Kim: That’s an eternity in my book! Kris: Yeah, it’s a lot longer than 72 days.