“I Don’t Think You’re Supposed to Operate Heavy Machinery When You’re That Intoxicated”: Top 20 Quotes from Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 7, Episode 6
This week’s installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians kicked off a family vacation in the Dominican Republic, which was ripe for potential drama. There were so many sharp, snarky, and snappy quotes on Season 7, Episode 6, we had a hard time narrowing it down to even 20 favorite quips.
Conscience kicks in Kris (to her assistant Noelle, about meeting up with ex-flame Todd Waterman): I just left. I just turned around and got in my car and drove away … It just didn’t feel right.
Family vacation, minus one Kris (on Khloe missing the vacation): Where she belongs is exactly where she is, and that’s with Lamar. But it still makes me sad.
Monkey lovin’ Kim: I think you guys will like [the Dominican Republic] because there are monkeys.
One less diva, please Bruce (on Scott’s attitude problem): There are too many personalities in this family.
Make up your mind, sis! Kim (to Kourtney, regarding her apprehension about the family trip): You are so rude and inconsiderate.
Three cheers! Kris (to Khloe, when she surprises the fam in the Dominican Republic): It’s never the same without you.
Scott, Publik Enemy K Khloe (to Bruce, about Scott): What’s to figure out? He’s a weirdo. He’s just too up and down for me to mess with.
Ouch! Kris (to Kendall, Kylie, and their friends): You guys broke my toe. I can’t even put my shoes on.
Hormonal, much? Kim (to Kris, about Kourtney’s moodiness): Being pregnant this time has really changed her.
Not a good idea Kourtney (about Kris’ tipsy jet ski romp): I don’t think you’re supposed to operate heavy machinery when you’re that intoxicated, and this b*tch decides to get on a jet ski with her prized possession on the back — Kim.”
Freudian slip? Kim (to Eric, the golf pro): What’s the trick to get it up in the air?
Buyer’s remorse Scott (to Kourtney): You ordered a $7,000 outdoor table? That’s insane!
Siding with Bruce for once Kris (to Scott, about Bruce’s efforts to bond): Be appreciative… not an *sshole.