“I Want Cookies!” and More WTF Quotes From Teen Mom Season 4, Episode 8
Amber Portwood is officially out of rehab, and you know what that means. Her foul-mouthed alter ego is back and better than ever. Check out the best 7 doozies of the episode, including some truly glorious musings from our girl Ambs.
7. Farrah fist-pumps with glee: "I see ponies!" All her childhood dreams are coming true! 6. Maci makes Bentley an offer he can't refuse: "You don't wanna lend us money for a house? I’ll pay you back in gummies." That sounds totally reasonable. 5. Debra inspires Farrah: "I hope you learn about all the cool stuff in art, not the boring stuff." Farrah: "Yeah, right?" Cool art = nudes. Boring art = still lifes. 4. Amber calls out Gary: "Ain't f—king important to me, bitch." It's ok, Gary. You're important to us! 3. Bentley gets excited about the little things in life: "Cool, I can sit here!" Take your passion and make it happen, Benny. 2. Amber chats with Gary: "I hear you fat ass. I hear you nasty ass." Well, rehab certainly did wonders. 1. Sophia real talks: "I want cookies! Cookie! I want a cookie!" This girl knows what's up.