Hallelujah, shout it from the heavens, ding dong the witch is dead, save the cheerleader, we are your father, sweet baby Jesus swaddled in golden fleece diapers, The X Factor is INDEED new tonight!
And what’s happening, you might be inclined to ask? Well, the Top 6 are singing sweet songs that tickle fan fancy. Carly Rose Sonenclar will consider what it would be like if she were a boy, Emblem3 will fight to stay forever young, and we still can’t get over how uncreative fans were when they picked “Diamonds” for, um, Diamond White. Good one, guys. For the full list of what they’re singing (and what the f we’re talking about), click here.
Tune in to FOX at 8PM ET/PT for the two-hour singing showdown and find out right alongside us what they’re going to do with all that extra time to keep it from being as awkward as Britney’s compliments.