Season 2 of Vanderpump Rules has been full of drama, backstabbing, and scandalous behavior. (We’re looking at you, Jax Taylor and Kristen Doute.) But perhaps the most perplexing moment of the entire season was back in Episode 12 when Jax revealed that he had been in jail for a few days. Lisa Vanderpump seemed baffled by the statement in the moment, but the topic was discussed further at the reunion.

When Andy Cohen asked Jax about going to jail, the buff bartender got confused and asked which time he was talking about, leading to an even bigger discussion about Jax’s entire criminal history.

“Quite a few,” Jax answered when asked about how many times he’d gone to jail. “Probably like five times. Stupid stuff. Drunk, public, just fighting, DUIs.” Wow, that’s some serious trouble, dude!

And what about the time shown on TV this season? “I didn’t get my new car insurance yet and my license got suspended,” Jax explained, prompting everyone to bring up the fact that he told a completely different story in front of the camera.

“I’ve had a theory that I think something serious happened and I know I’ll never know the truth,” Stassi Schroeder chimed in, getting us thinking about tons of conspiracy theories.

And when Andy joked that Jax describes jail as “no biggie,” Jax justified his nonchalant attitude because he’s “been so many times.” Geez…

Finally, Andy asked the question on everyone’s mind: “Did anyone make you their bitch?”

Rest easy tonight, everyone. Jax assured us all that he escaped jail without a scratch — though the same can’t be said about this season.

Are you surprised to hear that Jax has been to jail that many times? Hit the comments and let us know!

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