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Much like the rest of the Teen Mom mafia, Jenelle Evans is a living, breathing piece of art. Girlfriend's entire body is covered with tattoos and piercings (so many inspirational quotes, so little time), and we're straight-up obsessed with her gauges. In case you aren't in the know, gauges are rings that stretch out your earlobes anywhere from a few centimeters to a few inches. Weird yet sexy.

Jenelle traumatized all of her fans back in 2012 when she took her gauges out (nooo!), but she reinserted them a few months later only to have them allegedly ripped out by her scabies-luvin' hubby, Courtland Rogers. Luckily, Jenelle's gauges once again made an appearance when she inserted a new pair back in June. That's the good news. The bad news? Jenelle's better half, MMA fighter Nathan Griffith, is not a fan of the gauges for reasons that are vaguely nausea-inducing. Please grab some smelling salts.

Apparently, Jenelle's gauges have a distinctly unpleasant odor, and she loves nothing more than rubbing said odor all over Nathan's nose. "I hate the smell of gauges…" Nathan tweeted on October 16. "Especially when your gf wipes the stink all over your nose."

Nope, nope, nope. Not only is the fact that Jenelle's gauges smell horrifying, the fact that she "wipes the stink" on Nathan is giving us a case of the "We Can'ts." Let's just hope Jenelley's gauges aren't infected, or this will be Amber Portwood's thumbs all over again.

#prayforjenellesearlobes.