When Jenelle Evans's ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp emerged from jail on the fated day of December 9, we were just like "OMG, Bigfoot is real! He exists!" But then we put on our green hoodie and realized we were staring at none other than Teen Mom 2's resident nomad, The Delp, who's been locked up in the slammer since October 31, aka Halloween.


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Apparently, Kieffer didn't have access to a electric razor while in prison, because upon his release his face was covered in what can only be described as a carpet, rendering him completely unrecognizable. In fact, it if weren't for his eff-bombs and unique interpretation of the English language, we wouldn't even be convinced that it was really him on Twitter.

Luckily, Kieffer treated himself to a post-prison makeover and shaved his strange and unusual beard (curse you, Movember!), and now he's sporting a rather sinister goatee. And that's not all! Kieffer has abandoned his signature hoodie in favor of a doo-rag. In other words, he's sexy and he knows it.

"Not to [sic] shabby i do say so but I need my eyebrows done wish I had a gf to do um for me :(" Keef tweeted on December 10. "But at least I'm sexy lolol."

What do you think of Kieffer's new and improved look? He's gorgeous right? RIGHT? Hit the comments and dish your feelings about this angel sent from Teen Mom heaven.