Ever since Jenelle Evans announced her pregnancy, we've know that she was baking our future lord and savior in her belly. With a name like "Kaiser" how could she not be, right guys? The product of Jenelle and Nathan Griffith's love-making (sorry) promises to be a flawless baby and even more flawless future German emperor, so it's no surprise that Jenelle has already declared him a genius.
"Kaiser is a genius already … I put my hand on one side of my stomach and he kick!" Jenelle tweeted on February 27. "No matter where my hand is, he will always manage to kick."
Oh. Em. Gee. Kaiser and Jenelle must have a pretty strong mother-son connection if this little dude knows just where to kick her! Of course, he could just be responding to the pressure of Jenelley's hand, but we prefer to think that he's "gifted" and has an even higher IQ than Jenelle.
We don't know what Kaiser will be like as a child (other than the aforementioned "flawless"), but we do know that Jenelle and Nathan are going to provide him with every educational opportunity they can. And, much like Jenelle's first son Jace, we're sure lil' Kaiser will have a trust set up in his name so his college tuition is all taken care of!
Who run the world? Kids named Kaiser.