Credit: Jenelle Evans on Twitter

Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans has been slowly morphing into a giant beach ball over the past nine months, and it looks like girlfriend is finally ready to pop. Pop a baby out of her lady parts, that is. Jenelle is due to give birth on July 29, and speculation as to the details of her birth plan have taken the internet by storm.

Basically, a bunch of y'all seem to think that Jenelle's giving birth in some tepid pool of water right in the middle of her living room, and all we have to say is nope, nope, nope. Despite those rumors, RadarOnline.com confirms that Jenelle is not having a home birth, and is instead welcoming Baby Kaiser the old fashioned way...in a hospital.

“Jenelle cracked up when she heard people were saying she’s going to give birth at home and have a water birth," a source tells Radar. "No way is that going to happen. Jenelle is going to the hospital to have baby Kaiser and she is DEFINITELY taking an epidural.”

For those of you who aren't familiar with the ins and outs of labor, an epidural is a strong anesthesia that gets injected into one's back. Hopefully, it'll help stop Jenelle's contractions so she isn't flailing around in pain while Teen Mom 2's camera crew (possibly film her.

And speaking of Teen Mom 2, Radar also reports that there's no truth to the rumors that Jenelle is quitting the show for school. “School is one of the most important things to Jenelle,” the source adds. “Her plan is to graduate with a degree. But she’s also going to do Teen Mom 2’s next season too. Jenelle has a lot going on in her life right now and she isn’t going to turn away from that show.”

Thank the Teen Mom Gods. A season without Jenelle isn't a season worth watching!

Source: RadarOnline.com