When you’re Snooki, sometimes life’s like being stuck between a rock and a hard place... especially when you consider how much she’s been judged for her recent weight loss. Snooki’s proud of her physical accomplishments and new slammin’ physique, but it sounds like some think she’s taken it too far.

But that’s how it goes: when you’re as fab as our favorite reality star, you’re bound to have some haters. Luckily, Snooks is a pro at putting them in their place.

“Relax. You’re all delusional! I am in the best shape of my life,” Snooki told ABC News. “I feel the healthiest and happiest I’ve ever been. I enjoy working out, and being healthy and fit is important. I’m the size of a 5th grader, I’m supposed to be small. Accept it!”

Umm, can Snooki be our best friend now? Thanks. And she’s got a point — a healthy weight varies from person to person, and Snooki is one tiny lady.

“Once I had my son, I realized I wanted to be healthy and fit for him,” she added. “He’s my motivation.” (Cue the collective “aww”!)

What do you think of Snooki’s message to her haters? Sound off in the comments below!