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On Wednesday’s episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, the Shannon family introduced us to a whole new take on a pretty disgusting bodily function.

In this clip from the episode, Alana and Jessica teach us about the doorknob game. Wanna play? It’s easy. Just yell “doorknob!” the next time someone farts, and if you beat the farter to the doorknob, you win! Of course, you’re supposed to beat each other up the whole way to the doorknob, so it can get pretty violent.

And, of course, you can yell “safety!” after you’ve farted to prevent another person from saying “doorknob.” Honey Boo Boo has a lot of rules, natch.

Alana’s opinion on farting? It can be “healthy and fun.” A valuable pearl of wisdom. This is not the grossest thing she’s done, and we bet there will be more gems throughout Season 2 of their hit TLC show.

What do you think about the doorknob game? Sound off in the comments!